Have you seen Mean Girls?

Just wait til the lights come on

..and when I arrive home, with faeces and vomit smeared about my person, squinting into the fresh light of a dawning day, waddling like I need a crap... then I will find my warrior? Right?

Pretty sure there are still thistles and dog poop between the worlds.

“....and where the FUCK are my shoes?”

I dunno. I could say that.

Nope, not posed at all, not with all the cartons facing forwards with names in clear sight.

If you’re gonna do cabbage, you split off today’s portion of soup and add strips of cabbage to that for a few minutes, and eat fresh. You don’t stew brassicas :/

Oh my god I remember these. Nearly always Dawn Porter doing it too, bless her.

Amen, and a moment’s silence for all other “I just eat like this” things that got rebranded and sold to the masses as the Next Big Thing.

You missed out the best gross facts. Triple vaginas and mobile testicles, people! http://grist.org/list/kangaroo-…

If I wanted hand-knitted slippers for my pet chickens, I’d find them in Hebden Bridge.

She has something against him, see previous http://jezebel.com/i-talked-to-ed…

*sigh*

On the one hand, I didn’t know he was from Hebden Bridge. That explains everything.

Better than FSOG

Now then, we’re excellent perverts in private.

Like father, like son

So she can’t win then. If she feels a personal connection then she’s trying to hijack and get sympathy; if she denies that’s what she’s doing then she’s also attention seeking.