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Well it happens soooo....

It’s normal here, but we don’t have a vast number of unique animals for them to kill. They only kill “boring” critters.

Well now isn’t that interesting, back in the Jez greys.

People need to calm the fuck down.

*glances over to sidebar to look for the old faithful herpes post*

I really hope this isn’t a flavour.

“mud? where?”

Many show dogs are pretty much deformed, never mind chubby :(

omg you have the neat, tidy, civilised version of my dog!

dude’s just yawning

Wait, your eggface seems to be a completely different eggface to my eggface... HOW MANY ARE THERE??

Do I have strange feet, because I can never keep mules or flip flops on. Ever.

Like I said, it works. At a price.

A lamprey is a fish with a round mouth, the closest “natural” jaw to a prong collar.

Any lawyers in the Jezebel commenters?

Or you’ve just taught your dog to hide their fear very, very well. Same as smacking a dog for growling - it’ll stop growling, but you haven’t removed the cause of the dog’s distress. It’s just more likely to snap without any warning.

I get how the challenge of the dog was a challenge for their relationship. Maybe it’s just the writing style, or the fact it’s posted on here?

Yes, what a fear-aggressive animal needs most is for its trusted humans to inflict pain and strangulation. That’ll fix it right up!

I think you just articulated my feelings on this post entirely.