If it’s the same thing I’m thinking of, try this.

Is this really a shocking thing?

True, but they might bring you back from the dead a couple of times.

So would I. I’d look like a shiny tardis, but IDGAF.

It’s a soap that’s been on air since 1960, now 5 episodes a week, until the End of Time. Just ask Ken.

No idea who she is, but she is magnificent.

Except on Coronation Street, who will work you every day until you die.

Gorgeous shade of blue on her.

Yeah I check out the 4 or 5 specials they have.

Good for free-range chicken though ;)

I have seen things you wouldn’t believe...

I love Aldi (and its little cousin Lidl), not least for the sheer random stuff in the central aisles. (Best purchase - £3 for polarised sunglasses, sold with all the fishing gear). But I do have a mental list of good and bad purchases. Their cheap-ass olive oil is amazing, their fresh produce not so much. It may be an…

Yes, except for broccoli. It turns yellow as soon as it crosses the threshold.

Are you saying autism is worse than death?

Were the peppers green? Because green peppers are... well.

Depends on your turmeric, I have yellow “stainless” steel pans from a tiny amount....

Seemed too mean for Jez?