That seals the deal— I never trust it when guys say they're 5'10. Based on extensive knowledge of online dating profiles vs. reality, 5'10 is the go-to number for men in the 5'5-5'8 range. They figure it's less than 6" of fudge room but still within shooting distance of 6', so 5'10. IT'S A LIE.

Her?

The mimosa is to stave off scurvy!

Scratch that last bit. It was streaming on Netflix. Now they only have season 2, which I've yet to see. Still, check it out!

So sad to hear about Andy Whitfield. Listen up, people: Spartacus: Blood and Sand was a legitimately good show, even if the first episode or so wasn't the greatest. It quickly turned into this totally compelling, political-intriguey, Deadwood-profaney, actually well-written thing with a kind of mind-blowing finale.…

Ugh, my cat does this, too, except with expensive prescription cat food. Thankfully, she's never thrown up on the bed, but still. Such a diva.

More Chris O'Dowd for me, then!

I know, right?

Bridesmaids gag reel! Bridesmaids gag reel! Bridesmaids gag reel!

'Have you gotten, like, more unattractive for a role?'

You're welcome! It is truly the Best Thing.

Makes me think of one of my all-time favorite internet cat videos.

The best is when catcalling guys skip past the whole "What are you?" routine and just start shouting out random Asian countries. —-This has actually happened to me in real life.—- Multiple times. There are multiple actual, existing people who have thought this was a good idea.

So perfect.

To mount a defense, this vulva decided to grow fangs!

I still get sad about Ellsworth every now and then.

Not to be all proselytize-y, but you should really check out the e-ink on readers like the Kindle. It looks and feels shockingly like ink on paper, to the point where I first thought the welcome message on my Kindle was a sticker on top of the screen! Plus, it made reading ASOIaF a lot easier on the wrists.

Then again, there are others of us...

I absolutely agree. Don has always been just about the least interesting character on the show to me, no matter how many hobos and whore moms and dead brothers and stolen identities and sort of wives they throw at him.

I would watch an entire show of pet reunions. Every week.