There's a sad bell pepper in my fridge going, "Eat the perishables first, you fool!" but I don't wanna. Wahhh.

I bought a Snickers bar as part of my emergency survival kit, but I want to eat it noooooowwwwwwwww. D:

It really picks up! Somewhere in the middle! Hang in there!

Me too! Except on a Kindle. ASOIAF + e-reader is a match made in wrist-comfort heaven.

If you can, you should stop at a Best Buy or some place where you can look at both a Kindle and iPad in person. Reading on a Kindle screen really does feel so different from a computer/phone/tablet. The quality of e-ink is kind of astonishing, and the Kindle is such a nice little gadget. I looooove mine.

"Thanks, sweetie! Now go find the digital camera so we can get this mattress up on craigslist."

Sounds like a perfectly cromulent explanation to me!

My pale, little man category is known as the James McAvoy slot.

I just hate you and your ass face!

Oh my god, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! D:

I inherited a reckless manor from my great-uncle, but the summers are so much more pleasant at our insouciant estate.

You need to get yourself a toaster oven. Never let the heat keep you from your fresh baked goods (of small to moderate size) again!

An All Star cycle of ANTM that doesn't include noted biracial butterfly Jade is no All Star cycle at all. Thanks for nothing, Tyra!

chritter is a nocturnal lumpquality mancatfish!

I think about this all. the. time.

I caught sight of a young (30ish) Denis O'Hare on a Law & Order episode a few months ago, and man, he was exuding some serious Ed Norton-level sex appeal (translation: SuperOMGSexy!) playing an occasionally homeless, unmedicated schizophrenic who was representing himself in court. That episode led to the sad IMDB…

That's incredible! What a delicate little sidestep! I wonder what they're thinking?

Ugh, terrible. She's also never funny on Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me.

Just pay no attention to the first season (which was only 6 episodes anyway). 2 & 3 are amazeballs.

I hear you. I do not get it either. It actually kind of made me sad that Kate wore it for her wedding, too. Whyyyy?