No way! Like who could have guessed?! Not anybody with half a brain! Oiy...

HOT DAMN!!!

No, Mazda 3's (Speed 3 or not) are not "pretty dope" ....

Saw this a few days ago on instagram. Cool he finally got it. Can't wait for a video of it from him. Really nice guy. I remember seeing him all the time up in Agoura.

E36 BMW? Alright fine. The rest of this list is just disgusting though. Jeep Cherokee? No fucking way! You couldn't pay me enough money to drive one of those POS's. Geo Storm? Honda CRX? WTF? I wouldn't be caught dead in either. The 190e would be okay (so long as it's a 2.3-16 Cossie).............................

The Ford Bronco is just dumb. I mean, yuck. Old, nasty, slow, American, leaf-springs..... Oh yeah, I can see where all the appeal is...totally....

Who wants to have sex in/on a car anyway? Why would I want to get my car all sticky, smelly, and stained? I've always thought Cosmo was run by a bunch of morons, and this article, Jason, confirms my suspicions. They are idiots. Idiots with disgusting cars if they're doing stuff like this. Oh wait, no they aren't…

She's ending up in the rear footwell, sexily gyrating on the transmission hump, face in a nice filthy floormat.

God damn I hate Twitter and all the twats who twot on that site. UUUUUGH!

Hahaha I missed that part of the race. I only watched the last two hours.

But the corvette is such an ugly beast. The Viper look so much nicer.

On this day in 1982, Danica Patrick, the first woman to win an IndyCar Series race, America's top level of open-wheel racing, is born in Beloit, Wisconsin.

No kidding.

It's not excessive, it's just silly.

Yes, they will wrap your A/C vents and paddle shifters in matching colors. That's why VW makes so much money. It's you!

Wood? Carbon fiber? Leather? No. You need a car lined with stone. Because there's enough torque to take care of anything.

Oh, sure they sound great. They also add complexity and weight.

How much for a set of iPads, keyboards, two in-headset screens plus a 12-inch drop down screen? $32,000 US dollars, if you're buying them with a Mulsanne.

If you want to spend more, car makers will certainly let you. And these are the ten most ridiculous features for your money.

It's an AMC. Kill it with fire.