I have a kid in 3rd grade. She knows what the procedure is if a “bad guy” gets in the school. She describes it in the same way as a fire drill. It makes me sick because all those little kids are so happy to be in school.

Take, take, take the guns

I dont like CNN, but this is a bad take. Fox News created this climate where any Republican can lie through their teeth on live air and it doesnt matter. They normalized that. CNN may help to legitimize it by continuing to have these liars on and then trying to reason with them, but Fox News made this shit acceptable.

“Mango Unchained” is magnificent, well done!

Mb, that’s an amazingly cute baby! Congrats! I mean, all babies are cute, but my Gosh, he must stop traffic!

Um, I’m gonna need that adorable little nugget RIGHT NOW. Gaaahhhh! The cuteness!!!

Kid looks like he’s living his best life. All 8 months of it.

How dare you drop weapons-grade Adorbs on people like that!

Your grandson hasn’t mastered object permanance yet, but he has mastered the art of looking flya’ than a muthafucka.

My only frame of references for “CHUD” is Cannibalistic Human Underground Dwellers... are we on the same page here?

Can’t help but notice those all seem to be tweets from white people...I’m shocked!

“Mr. President, on behalf of ABC, I’d like to apologize-”
“Well, you know, you’ve been very mean to-”
“FOR THESE NUTS ON YOUR CHIN!”
*Click*
“Hello? Hello? Jared! Jared! The phone did the thingie again. It’s not...No, it’s...It’s the fucking thing where it doesn’t have a voice at the other end! Fix it! I don’t know,…

If Bob Iger personally calls up Trump and says “Go fuck yourself you orange wanna be billionaire” and then plays a recording of the conversation for the public, I will pledge my soul to the Walt Disney Company and their quest for word domination. I will also get a pair of mouse ears tattooed on my penis as a symbol of…

Jesus...

Idea: Have Roseanne Barr sing the national anthem at a baseball game.

I don’t see anything in that picture I want to take.

Honestly you don’t even need the second qualifier. People upset over Roseanne being fired are simply the problem. She has freedom of speech and ABC has freedom of association and both have used their freedoms today.

As long as he is decent enough to realize Donald Trump is an evil piece of shit, then Tom Arnold is a decent enough guy in my book.

Uncle Milty’s Cock-2; Cancer-0