TODAY with Meygn and Roseanne!

The hundreds of trees I have pissed on in various East Atlanta neighborhoods agree with the sentiment

I yell this same exact thought at people (including myself, sometimes) who complain about the homeless pissing and shitting on the sidewalks. Give the city more bathrooms, and everybody gains a little more dignity.

Luvvie will tell you ;-)

This Stalin? Pretty sure he was charming.

Oh please, New York City has one of the greatest networks of public restrooms in the world. The most difficult part is waiting at the station for one to arrive.

Who would ever have guessed that Tom fucking Arnold would come out of that relationship looking like the sane and decent one?

Just ask Costanza

Not only Manhattan. In any densely-populated urban area, finding a public bathroom can be difficult. Even after you’ve gained familiarity with the place over a long period.

Not today. Starbucks is closed for racial sensitivity training. And the first lesson will be: Don’t be like Roseanne!

‘Clean’, ‘public’ and ‘NYC’ are three words never used together in the same sentence without sarcasm.

False, Starbucks invented public restrooms in 2018. Before this year public Restrooms didn’t exist. No one was ever allowed to use a john without paying first

They’re closed today :-)

Nah, she’ll be too busy touring the country telling black people where they can’t barbecue.

I know! I remember a time when America was on her side and if you told me then I’d choose to have a beer with Tom Arnold over Rosie one day, I would have died of shock.

I always thought it was clever when he responded to her claiming he had a small dick by saying even a 747 looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon. Thus ends the list of endearing Tom Arnold qualities/accomplishments.

I hope he’s not holding his breath for that episode.

The tears of the butt hurt will flow like a fine whine.

Or a cashier at Albertsons.