Are we doing 500 Days of Meghan McCain and nobody told me?

shit. That one even hurt me

He gets the biggest free pass.

My Uncle the vietnam vet after someone thanked him for his service: “Fuck my service. I didn’t want to do my service. Fuck the people who made me do that service. I only did my service because a prison record seemed worse. You want to thank someone? Thank the people protesting against war.”

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Spells “Tomi” correctly.

Come on man, you need to be serious here and there’s a genuinely easy solution being overlooked. Just have all the teams laundry personnel heavily starch the pants prior to game time such that they’re resistant to bends & folding for roughly 20-25 minutes, right around when the game would then be set to start, at…

She probably would, actually.

They’re all stupid suggestions. The only sensible solution is to stop playing the fucking national anthem.

They forgot the obvious one:

Send John Connor back into time to eliminate Colin Kaepernick as a twelve year old.

A now former Facebook friend was asked if he would change his mind if his 6 year old son was shot and killed in a school shooting and his response was essentially that it would be too bad but it’s the price of freedom. I can’t deal with that sort of illogical lack of empathy.

I think you mean “took a golf cart across that bridge at Selma.”

Fake news!! He was in New York and could see everyone in New Jersey celebrating when MLK was shot.

Trump was on the balcony holding MLK when he took his final breath.

Gee, and for 50 years conservatives have been telling us the FBI surveillance of King was a good thing because he was a commie.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS WORST THAN THE HOLOCAUST. IT’S JESUS BEING CRUCIFIED ALL OVER AGAIN

Blindfolded partner: Uncle Milty, I think this baseball fantasy of yours is going to far. You’re hitting me with a bat.