The white hat/black hat protocol was created in Texas precisely for this. If the good guys all wore white hats then it would be easier. And I know what you’re thinking, but we should have a national registry system so that bad guys can’t buy white hats, to avoid your obvious counterpoint.

And they still managed to take this little shit alive? The fuckery.

Why I am glad I streamed it through PBS News Hour. Zero commentary, just felt like I was watching some home footage that spent a second too long looking at George Clooney

Once again: the Lord’s work.

Well, someone has to invoke Godwin’s Law so it might as well be me: this is a reasonable approximation of the tone, thematic overtones, and fidelity to grammar and spelling I’d expect if Hitler had had Twitter down in that bunker in spring 1945.

Cunt-ingham, a former criminal district judge, is running for Dallas County commissioner in a GOP runoff . . .

Is so wanted that to read JJ Watt

A racist homophobe with a gay brother who is married to a black man and a son whose banging a Vietnamese-American girl. I do not believe in hell, but this guy does and he is burning alive in it.

Doing the lord’s work, MBC...

Doing the Lord’s work.

I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, friend, but I am so very tired of seeing you around these parts.

Why are you trying to make Milton Berle my hero? Is this a paid advertisment? Why the hell not? Get Paid, my dude! Get Paid. 

What’s sad (not the same level as sad as what happened in Texas today) I know your username just because of how many goddamn shootings there have been in the last year. Every article you post the same goddamn pictures too and I remember them too.

Remember that pedantic shitfaced moron last time who started an argument about how “fuck calm” didn’t make sense and therefore blah blah blah? That was great.

WHERE IS TOOTHPETARD WHEN WE NEED HIM?

On one hand, I always love this meme, but on the other hand I’m sorry it gets used so much this year.

Excuse me while I whip this out:

His taxes, which are disgusting?

Sadly, most of the Ann Coulter anti-trans stuff comes from the other side. Which is unfair, we trans folks don’t deserve to be compared to something you scrape off the sole of your shoe like Ann Coulter.

But Fox is reportedly trying to slowly transform its company culture, if only in a familiarly shallow and corporate way that doesn’t actually change what made the institution toxic to begin with.