I’d rather see them give their guns blowjobs.

“I am very happy with my existing team.”

Per CNN:

Shooting a person with a gun is an act of violence. The fact that it is pointed at yourself does not make it any less an act of violence? Self-inflicted violence is still violence.

> We need to combat these lies with the clenched fists of truth and prevent the further whoring of America at the hands of the deep state!

Because these class of rifles are explicitly made to kill as many humans as possible. Aside from one’s philosophy on interpreting the constitution and parsing of the language and the context of that language, the question at hand is, “What value do these machines bring to our society and at what cost?”

“Crisis actor!!!1!”

Barron, of course, is prepping his signs for the march.

How can you expect Fox News to focus on such a frivolous non-story when Crooked Hillary is still out there, running free, sending emails all willy-nilly?

Best sign I’ve seen on TV coverage so far: “I’m a librarian, not Batgirl!”

Is it possible to be incredibly proud of kids who aren’t mine?

I will never, never get tired of this.

“I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!”

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Thank you for your service.

Yeah. The text really is implied at this point.

It’s like a bored, syphilitic narcissist is a bad choice for President.

Republicans Are Terrified Because Their Candidates Are So Fucking CrLazy Stupid.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.