Please trade in the bulletproof backpack your parents bought you for this clear one in the name of safety.

Jeff has been turfed and we have John Flannery holding a garage sale. I’m crossing my fingers that I get picked up by Power before my division gets sold.

Republicans Are Terrified Consoled Because Their Candidates Voters Are So Fucking CrLazy Stupid and Selfish

Obviously this would have never happened if his classmates had been nicer. Walk up, not out!

they are Male bombs

HOW COME THE PARISHIONERS DID NOT WARN THE AUTHORITIES (not the fbi) ABOUT THE RADICALIZATION OF THIS MAN!!!

He was an armed police officer who did exactly what he was trained to do. He was not a teacher, a student, a janitor, or a member of a posse’. His actions don’t dilute the “gun control narrative” because we think cops should have guns and be properly trained to use them. However, we don’t think teachers should have…

Argued against abortion rights and the sex offender registry...

any day that ends in ‘Y’ usually is!

Translation - I may be a total sleezebag, but at least I’m not Roy Moore!

Fuck him. - Austinite

.....Thatwasn’t the real Preside t’s tweet

“Look there’s good bombs on both sides.”

The drug call is coming from inside the house!

Great job by law enforcement! Except for the FBI. You guys are still a bunch of losers.

Let’s start with the CEOs of that company that sent 20.8 million pain pills to a small WV town with only 2,900 people.

Yeah, they’ve got some hairs to split on that issue.

This is EXACTLY what I said. And the doctors who took kickbacks for prescribing too?

They’re all going to move to Canada, just in case!

+1 star
-6 feet