...just the tip, please?

Well they did bring the $5 “footlong” back sooooo....

I weep at the number of idiots commenting who don’t get what you mean! Youth of today…

This idea could explain Trump’s business failures!

That model may work for you, Uncle Miltie but some of us have to eat.

“ Since I was elected all known bombers have been kileed, especially the one in Austin, great city, did you know I have property there.” tRump

Even though he was likely a great guy, the AUSTIN BOMBING SUSPECT IS DEAD. Great job by law enforcement and all concerned who voted for me!

@realDonaldTrump

“She didn’t even bring the hors d’oeuvre tray with her!”

You know, you’ve always been one of my favourite Kinjaverse users. But I think we can agree that when the “good job gun nuts” (with or without text) image never has a reason to get used again it will be a great moment.

Great minds think alike and all that. Also, I love your work don’t ever stop.

A little eyeliner and he’d be Paul Bearer:

It’s also a GREAT title for a porno!

Source for that remarkable assertion, if you please?

If you’re going to make up numbers try to make them reasonable. Do you really think that lawful firearms are preventing 2000-12000 crimes PER DAY?

Uhhh, actually you might be correct.

As long as the school board don’t find out about his other after hours gig!

Yeah, someone is going to have to explain to me how if an armed and trained LEO won’t go in how arming a bunch of not-trained teachers is going to work out all hunky dory (especially since we’ve already had two stories of teachers improperly discharging firearms in schools since this happened)

You’re assuming he hasn’t already got a small arsenal hidden behind the medieval history shelves…

It’ll get those late fines in though…

They’re mean.