There’s that 2014 incident in PA where a knife wielding student stabbed 21 people at Franklin High School but no one died.

Oh, he’s not?

It’s early, and I’m fighting a cold. I’ll get the meter checked at my next service.

I feel like this is the 20^th time I’ve said so in a few days, but this is one of the reasons I would really love it if more – a LOT more – attention were paid to all the reporting that’s already occurred on suspected Russian money laundering via NRA-controlled Republicans in office.

Please show me how attacking the NRA means that Cruz is going to walk and not be punished for his crime.

EDIT: sarcasm detection failed.

That’s a stupid argument, and i’m tired of people using it.

The argument that killers are just as effective with knives and sticks as they are with purpose-built killing weapons? It’s pointlessly fallacious thinking, at best.

I appreciate your optimism. Mass shootings happen way more frequently than every 6 weeks.

Making parts of your church:

And inside...

Just for this one...

Hilarious, I was thinking about posting this sarcastically yesterday.

I’m debuting my own.

In Slovenia, we also use Scotch tape on necktie. Is everyday thing.

I know. Fine, go ahead and suspend your entire student body. I’m sure your administrators will love the extra paperwork and your teachers will love teaching to a room full of empty desks for 3 days.

“Ugh why can’t this be more like Sandy Hook? It was much easier to slander 6-year-olds than these damned teenagers.” —Florida GOP

I’ll bet his review of the Bible was just devastating.

“Why you gotta go bringing up that old shit?”

Gretchen Whitmer has been very outspoken about the Flint crisis. If she wins the election you can bet that will be one of her first priorities. She has made it one of the pillars of her campaign.

The next thing you know, everyone who meets the basic requirements will be allowed just walk into their poling place and vote! Chaos! Anarchy!

I know correlation is not causation, but there does seem to be a weird link between supremely religious people and supremely unreligious behavior, be it evil (cruelty, hate, etc) or the banal (homosexual behavior, avariciousness, substance abuse and so on).