Gay Muslim Obama would be awesome, and fabulous.

Gay Muslim Obama is running away with this thing. I thought Muslim Obama was strong in the debates, surprised he’s at 0.

After the first one on the list you could have the only choice be a syphilis afflicted rabid jabberwocky with an advanced spongiform encephalopathy and I would still pick it over the first name listed, it is a biased poll.

So...you’re saying the evangelicals are getting cucked by Trump?

I’d watch that. Young Hilary was a babe

Oh god, can you imagine what would have happened with that?

#PEENGHAZI

It was the Hedgehog. Enough of your #fakenews.

Nothing they’re willing to elucidate for their viewership, anyway.

My how Derrick Rose has fallen. He only got one more vote than me.

So the “defenders” of the Second and haters of the First may all soon be pleading the Fifth.

Forget Cabo San Lucas. I’m booking my cruise to Somalia right now.

Oh, it gets much worse: I study the cultural attitudes and behaviors of various demos and young people watching this are now openly expressing antipathy for religion altogether. Their religiosity has been steadily declining since 1991 but they’ve still expressed neutral or positive opinions of religion and its…

If he gets thrown in the pokey, then they may send him to the federal prison at Ft. Dix, NJ. She could move back to NYC. It is a shorter, cheaper drive.

I prayed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that she’d claim he couldn’t get it up but this is ok I guess.

the thought of waking up to steve bannon physically rolling over on me... :(

Ol’ Jared looks like he’s in the dock at the Nuremberg Trials with that headset on.

It is a violation of the Oath. They should have their license taken away.

I think we should be more concerned that a decision made at 10 am is reversed by 12 pm. President Trump made a decision and his aides rushed off to find reinforcements to change that decision. By changing his position, Trump makes it clear he is nothing more than a rubber stamp for the GOP agenda.

Well, you see, living in a hole is worse than living in a house, so it’s okay. /s