Quasimodo is so disappointed in his sister. I’m glad he got away from his awful family.

A bowl of warm mashed potatoes could “play” Kushner

Well one this is for sure, DLR is definitely more qualified on drug policy than anyone else in the administration. That much is certain.

To be fair, I never would have accused any of the members of Van Halen of being Mensa members, so I could buy that story.

I see that DLR gesture and all I can think of is “2 for flinching”.

Trump invited Dr. King to play, but was surprised to hear that he was dead.

He’s White Power gesturing with the wrong fucking hand.

only if they have someone bleeding out of her wherever

Doesn’t this fit with his branding? I’m sure there already is a Golden Shower Suite there.

Render unto Stormy the things that Stormy’s.

Hillary would’ve printed out all those emails, on the taxpayers’ dollar, which would’ve done more environmental damage than a nuke. Clearly, she could not have been an effective president.

Why would he sleep with her? She looks nothing like Ivanka.

I was curious how this was being taken over at Breitbart, and to my complete lack of astonishment they are not even covering it. Someone mentioned it in the comments however and this was the typical response:

She’s a porn star, in their eyes she is nothing more than a godless slut who would lie about or do anything to make a buck. This one will be easy for them.

What they’d tell you is it’s all fake news.

You’ve been at this for awhile, MBC. Surely you’re familiar the all-purpose cognitive dissonance these people employ.

They only surrender when their idol is caught with dead girl or live boy.

“He realized his mistake and wanted to save his marriage. The payoff was to protect Melania.”

during the speech, a murmur in a crowd while everyone looks down at their phone.