Number three is magnificent. Take the rest of the day off: you’ve earned it.

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Smells like freedom if you ask me.

Not to mention the perfume of hot garbage that hits you like a ton of bricks as you’re walking the streets.

damnit mb you just turned me into a follower of god

the smile on that guys face is the best.

That’s on the corner of Dahmer Plaza, isn’t it?

hey leave me out of this.

#Neverforgetthejacktheripperbowlinggreenmassacre

All of this was discovered by the Sandy Hook kids when they were dropped off on the same island on December 15, 2012, but because Republicans have resisted gun control efforts, George Soros hasn’t been able to bring them back from the island to reveal the truth to the world.

Do you think he was also killed Seth Rich?

No, no, you got it all wrong. Amelia Earhart was Jack the Ripper, and she disappeared to cover up the growing speculation that she was an immortal who murdered prostitutes.

I can’t stop staring at his panty lines...

Is there a rule that you need to wear clothes like that to play tennis because...yikes...

Hey lay off, that is very offensive to the prize hogs I saw at the state fair

Not replying to Butthurt1646, but it’s a fair point to highlight the double standards that women experience. Men are men, but women are curvy women, or thin women, or fit women, or whatever. Particularly in politics, women’s appearances and bodies are policed differently to men’s, and the tragic fact that this man…

YOU DIRTY BASTARD. I love it.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEW. I am thankful you chose not to post Tennis Playing Trump...

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”