If you’re gonna send photos of your junk, it better be damn impressive. It’d be best to send her a shot of Milton Berle’s legendary genitalia.

The visual movie playing in my head of Uncle Milty chasing the broads at Faux News (like the Pirates used to chase the wench on Pirates of the Caribbean) is giving me life right now.

If you did, would it be My Friend Flicka Roddy McDowell cock, Planet of the Apes Roddy McDowell cock, or Fright Night Roddy McDowell cock?

So, for the record, did you send a photo of your cock (or Roddy McDowell’s) to anyone at FOX News?

You’d definitely remember that, Milty. The trouble of getting the panorama shot to work would make sure of that.

That’s not what your lawyer said.

I too would like to see Roddy’s rod....

Do you have a photo of Roddy McDowell’s penis? Asking for a friend.

It would be refreshing for one of these Fox News assholes to just straight up show the bravado they love to show on camera after this was found instead of some wimpy, mealy mouth denial. They could take a stand against “politically correct” they seem so determined to be fighting against.

Unsolicited dick pick.

“Wait, who said I sent a dick pic? Oh, yeah, I definitely sent that one. I thought you meant Catherine with a C”

Its getting to the point where “Peer Pressure” can be used as a defense over there.

How could you not remember sending a dick pic unless you do it so much you forget who you sent them to?

“I have a very busy schedule! I can’t recall every instance of harassment during the course of my work week...” 

This is bullshit! The Statue of Liberty doesn’t wear an eastern-Mediterranean hijab, she wears a toga from the northern-Mediterranean! /s

Someone should tell them Lady Liberty is French.

The unkindest cut of all!

These activists teach other people’s children that homoeroticism and biological-sex rejection (i.e., “transgenderism”) are phenomena to be celebrated.

George C. Scott has come back form the dead to save our daughters from bathroom demons!