Hopefully to Robert Muller. Why get into a pissing match over Twitter when you can lock up a criminal indictment?

So if the crazy right wingers get to have their collective freak-out about Seth Rich and how Crooked $hillary had him murdered because emailz, do we now get to speculate on the suspicious timing of Mr. Smith’s death? If so I’d like to propose that this was Putin sending his Fanta filled blow-up doll a token of his…

Just a reminder #2: The only confirmed instance of voter fraud in the last election was a woman who tried to vote for Trump twice.

It’s an honor. MB’s cock is mentioned IN HIS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE, that’s surprising.

Shooter was a doctor. Now dead.

He was trying to repel healthcare reform right at the root.

If only the doctors had been armed.

No joke, when I saw the related news story about the House Republic baseball shooting at the bottom of this post, I was like “Shit, I had totally forgotten about that”.

Calling it now; if the shooter is non-white Trump will tweet about it within 24 hours. If the shooter is white he won’t tweet at all.

$75,000 is the threshold requirement for getting into federal court on the basis of diversity jurisdiction. This needs to be pinned to the top of every single article that ever mentions a federal suit.

Isn’t that the end game? Make the amount small enough that that the Times settles then she and her ilk can claim a victory over the corrupt fake news press? The times should in no way, ever settle. Take it all the way.

I mean, how many Zima’s can one buy for that kind of money? It’s not even drinkable. But if one needs a quick way to keep the Wifi on for a few more months, and some tasteful highlights, and maybe a new snow machine - OK, I get it.

At least you can’t be deported. That’s good right?

I was coming to say the same. I can 100% get behind ‘Gummint’ housing for our Reps and Senators.

They don’t need a stipend for housing. They can live in public housing.

1) Though housing in D.C. is ridiculously expensive (or more specifically, housing in areas of D.C. where someone like Chaffetz would be willing to live, if you catch my drift) $174,000 is easily enough to afford housing (also, PG County has cheaper housing if you need it, Jason. Try Cheverly!)

No one cares less about dogs than I do, but this pup? Makes me want to bake doggy treats and go jogging for the first time. I fell like Vanny really sees me, you know?

Oh, how the mighty goatee has fallen since the ‘90s.

No doubt Donald’s admiration of the Irish extends to his own personal grooming and his desire to emulate other red haired, orange skinned movie monsters.

Yeah, pretty sure there’s a “your mom” joke in there somewhere.