Trick question! In groups, their IQ actually diminishes. It’s a case of the whole being less than the sum of the parts.

We’d all like to think so, but we know - we know - deep down in our hearts that for this administration, there simply is no bottom. Rock or otherwise.

What would be the point? Trump is still going to be there. You know, after he’s done watching Fox&Friends and giving Alex Jones a blow job

i cant stop thinking to myself: I’d watch this porno.

Housekeeping in Hell seized this rare opportunity to change the linens and sweep their cages while they were all away at once.

According to press reports Ted Nugent and President Trump spent their time swapping draft dodging stories.

Oh I’m sure it can go lower. Trump could announce that the people in the picture are his next Supreme Court picks. The Republicans haven’t really stood up to any of his other unqualified nominees and the Democrats are now powerless to stop him. Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock isn’t out of the question.

In the photo on the left… 6.

Wow Jason Chaffetz used to be cute and....is that...? Could it be? Those eyes seem to contain the glimmer of a Human Soul

I haven’t :(

Oh honey, I bet you have.

The hottest of takes.

My consolation is the warm feeling I get knowing that a conservative was ousted by the free market.

This is will last forever.

You forgot “lock her up” and “drain the swamp.” Even though they don’t make sense here, his supporters don’t understand that. You still get a star though.

This is what annoyed me so much about Louis CK’s bit on how he just uses the word casually and nonsensically since people already know what “n-word” means. Louis, it’s not yours to decide what to do with. It’s not yours to decide when and how people should or shouldn’t take offense to it.

“That was also satire, your honor.”

Me too!