Jones couldn’t remember “basic facts” about his children in a recorded deposition because—and this is in the running for quote of the year—he “had a big bowl of chili for lunch.”

holy shit this is gold

I so hope Sean Hannity is next

I got this one.... Use the radio edit version of the lyrics.

I believe Dr. C. Rock noted that it is acceptable for a white person to use the phrase in certain contexts. His prime example being the phrase “Fuck me harder n**ger”

There is a flowchart for this, and it always leads to “No”. Not even alone, in the shower.

“Vote your Ossoff” was somewhat popular to see around here!

You glorious bastard, you broke through to Jezebel

Given his reputation for selfishness, i’m surprised Melo is sharing his balls with anyone.

Somehow, I thought you might.

Also, I lol’d hard at this reply in your thread.

I thank you for this, MBC. *salute*

Rumor is baby mama has a MS in education , not a stipper

“Guts”, Chuck Palahniuk. Would that it were only death...

+1 monster putback

GOOD JOB PUN NUTS*