How the heck are you in the greys? Sure, I can understand me being in the greys because I sometimes troll idiots (who probably feel like they are doing the same to me), but you’re on everything.

Man ensures state he runs loses half a billion dollars in revenue, is shocked when people don’t want to hire him to work for their company.

He has every right to complain. I’m sure it will be extremely difficult for a former state governor to find low effort & lucrative lobbying work. Especially a Republican.

Oh fuck this guy. Welcome to being an adult, your shitty hateful actions have consequences, and one of those consequences is that everyone thinks you’re a shitty, hateful bigot now.

Yes, the worst part about guns is that they’re too loud.

He also earned a Bachelor’s in Bukkake

I know who I’m hitting up for the alumni fund.

Dead Ringers is so fucking creepy!

kiri kiri kiri kiri

Well, is you or aint you?

hmmm i’ve never Dead Ringers... I’ll check it out!

God, can we just all take a moment to appreciate what a glorious movie Soapdish is?

It has arguably one of the greatest casts ever assembled, happily vamping it up for the better part of two hours.

THE PURGE!!!

BLASPHEMY!

Yeah like the Javert dress. That’s not sexist at all, that was just a bad dress. Everyone’s worn something terrible in their life, but rich people tend to be the ones with the most widely distributed evidence of it. Hey, we hit Donnie too cause his suits don’t fit!

Me too, it was also known as the Great Ferguson Wipeout.

Suddenly feeling nostalgic for when Kinja let us comment on pictures in a post...

Same

These people are just trying to sneak through Immigration.

“Fire up the Cock Signal, we need Milton for this.”