Why did she agree to appear in the first place, Ellen is not exactly shy about being gay? Oh right, because she, like many of her ilk, is a hypocrite. Three minutes of fame is more important than her religious beliefs

Their Xmas party was awful.

...holy shit. I just realized I’ve spent well over a decade actually thinking BNL and Smashmouth were the same thing.

pictured: chemtrails.

Ship fuel can’t melt steel hulls.

It must be true. Here’s a GIF of it.

*endless screaming*

Bono enrages me. What the fuck kind of shitheel who isn’t obliged to by a government job pals around with Henry Kissinger? Fuck him. Also fuck U2 because all the fist-pumping anthemic pablum in the world can’t make them interesting or relevant and because grown men who call themselves The Edge are pompous ding-dongs…

Please also include everything The Offspring did after “Smash” and Zoot Suit Riot.

Counterpoint: Nickelback and Justin Bieber.

I love Smashmouth because they found the most disgusting sleazy singer to front a band and managed to convince people they were kid/family friendly

Welp... that’ll haunt my dreams

Photo of the Kremlin’s invitation to American diplomats:

Is that the one who wrote those awful things? Because she’s not just ugly on the inside...

You see, like, 100 variations of this woman shopping at Walmart every day. She’s why People of Walmart is a thing.

You mean as the Wally World Greeter, right? Cockeyed lipstick, Dyed/Fried/Blown to the side blond hair, crooked eyeliner, mouth agape and the Blue Vest with GIANT name tag.

Guess it’s a good thing more than half your women voted for Mr Trump, as he will surely fix that right up!

I try not to knock people based on looks, but she has no room to criticize Michelle’s looks. Michelle is a beautiful woman who has a classic sense of style and this woman is wearing god awful makeup that would be too much for bad movie prostitites.

THE LIPSTICK IS TRAGIC