Tremendous thoughts and prayers. The best thoughts and the best prayers.

It’s OK if we keep the trannies out, so long as I can rub feet with the dude in the next stall.

I have a friend who posted a picture of himself doing the same thing in front of Drumpf Tower two days ago to his Facebook account.

This is marvelous. We are going to NYC for Christmas, and I’m saving up my rotten fruit for this very type of thing!

My stomach must be a graveyard.

When I worked in a feminist sex shop, we frequently used them (and the vibrators) as imaginary microphones for singing along to Lauryn Hill and whatnot.

Man with fake gun foiled by women with fake penises.

WHY IS NO ONE DISCUSSING THE HAUNTED MIRROR BEHIND THE PRESIDENT!?

Can we put shards of glass in the pizza first?

MB, normally I agree with you 100%, but that’d be an egregious waste of pizza.

I see he is going for the “Early Qaddafi” style of clothing...

my place of employment is being targeted as the “real” pedophile place, not Comet pizza which was clearly a misdirection. it’s scary only because someone did show up to Comet with a gun. otherwise it’s hilarious. there’s this one conspiracy theory guy obsessed with where I work.

With 3rd degree jalapeno peppers on it!

who needs to wait four years? he already seems like a statesman.

Now, now, I think Republican state houses in Wisconsin and NC and other places that drastically curtailed the voting rights of their minority constituents deserve a lot of credit too!

Dear Texas,

Local radio hostess here in Austin threatened to make her male co-hosts attend funerals for all her tampons if this passed.

That sounds pretty crude.