“George Bush did not take me home tonight. I never met him. He never treated me nicely. But I would like to wish his family well. He was a professional and I respect professionals. I respect you guys a lot, you people a lot. He was a real professional.”

“John McCain did not take me home tonight. I never met him. He never treated me nicely. But I would like to wish his family well. He was a professional and I respect professionals. I respect you guys a lot, you people a lot. He was a real professional.”

“Ric Ocasek did not take me home tonight. I never met him. He never treated me nicely. But I would like to wish his family well. He was a professional and I respect professionals. I respect you guys a lot, you people a lot. He was a real professional.”

“Eddie Money did not take me home tonight. I never met him. He never treated me nicely. But I would like to wish his family well. He was a professional and I respect professionals. I respect you guys a lot, you people a lot. He was a real professional.”

Voting (and not voting) has consequences.

He’ll transition nicely to the “misunderstood-White-guy-pity-party” on FOX News.

I’m waiting for the GoFundMe page to help him offset his costs.

I feel the heading in the Beto photo would work for Michele Bachmann’s campaign also...

We just factored in all the doctored mail-in ballots the the NC GOP got caught doing in the previous election.

I got sent back to “teh greyz” during the May purge...

[shrugs]

This is the third or fourth time this has happened.

Always worth a repost...

“I love my pendejos!”

Thanks and done....

Can you link me to it?

After each preview there should be a thumbs up / down vote from the audience.

Describe mine...

If he can scrounge enough cash, he might be able to buy a 1/2 hour of air time on an AM station.

At what time slot will I find his cable access show?

This is why Trump doesn’t venture out past his resort properties and Klan rallies.

I’m trying to imagine why anyone, let alone immigrants, would want to live in Fremont, Nebraska.

For my home state of Ohio, I am going for the low hanging fruit and say Jim Jordan.