You know, if Iran just wrote Trump a lovely letter, then Coons wouldn’t need to go to war.

Made me think of this....

Hear, hear to the kinja glitchiness...

Yeah, I don’t quite understand what the big deal is. I tend to just ignore the superfluous junk on the screen.  I didn’t realize that was a super-power.

Baby Boomer, you chump.

New campaign endorsement...

Why wouldn’t Splinter post that in their feed instead of reaching back nine years to slut shame her?

He and Bernie are too goddamn old. I’ve been saying this from day 1.

Also WTF is going on with Gawker reposting Krystal Ball’s sexy Santa problem from 2010??!!

I had a terrible thought over the weekend; that being just how unhinged Trump would be if he won the 2020 electoral college vote, but loses the popular vote by say, I dunno, 30 million?

“THE DARKIES LOVE ME!! I DON’T GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR IT!!”

I love how this ad unironically appears in the meat of the article...

Talk to me when he loses Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

Inquiry but no Senate component and vote the bastard out of office.

“I said Trump MAY EVEN had sex with Stormy Daniels. A BIG DIFFERENCE...”

Exactly! We are better off voting Trump (and his whole grifter administration) out of office in 2020.

I don’t have a problem with having countless investigations, until Election Day, in front of House Dems just to highlight all the illegal stuff his administration is doing right under our noses though.

This is the what I’ve been saying for months about why impeachment is a fool’s errand here. Yeah it feels good, but EVEN if you somehow convinced the Senate Republicans to go along with this (and you won’t) the end result is Present Pence; an acceptably bland face for country club GOP / Evangelical types.

Dear sir or madam,

Fuck those Puerto Ricans.

Sinc.,
Pres. D. “Smallhands” Trump
Stable-genius, Unites States of Alabama

I got re-grayed again during the last purge back in May or so.

Thinking about changing it to “TomatoCock”

Can’t wait to see Trump’s gloat tweet on this.