They activate me and then six months later they send me back down to the minors. It’s happened three or four times.  It is what it is. (Thanks for the support, though.)

“That black person Obama is trying to take your guns!!!. Wait, you say he is a decorated Navy veteran and an astronaut to boot? Probably some libtard. Wait, you say his wife was shot through the head and survived?”

For when you fuck a pornstar right after your wife has a baby...

“Trump groupie”

That’ll look nice on your LinkedIn profile.

Trump’s doctor says he weighs 185
Says Don is healthy and never will die.
He rides in golf carts because he is fat.
Exercise may cause heart attacks

Bra-fucking-vo....

The first person to write a suitable verse to this story utilizing this opening line,

He thought you were asking him if he had gas....

Donald, please wear a tan suit so I can watch you brood over that also.

Catch and release cockroaches.

It’s referenced inside the copy.

Since Nikki Haley has taken herself out of the picture and the Javanka needs a women to win back the ‘burbs, please give a warm welcome to Vice President Kellyanne Conway!

Boris Johnson’s *better looking* brother.

I know I’m preaching to the choir, but it is dumbfounding, even by Trump’s normal standards of fuckery, as to the degree he is continually dying on THIS hill.

They could switch around a few letters and change their name from Bahamas to “Alabama” and see if Trump rushes in to save it.

You’re really gonna hate what I wrote about Dan Crenshaw then.

I find it hard to believe you you to prevent the free flow of insults on Splinter just because MW is a woman.

How does he not bleed to death from being so thin skinned?

Hurricane Milton

I would swear this was Tomato....

I can’t live w/o your approval.