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I was thinking I was being trolled by Tomato, but this person has actual followers.

I feel bad that I don’t have your approval.

I just want to clarify with you that your stance is I can’t make fun of her because she is a woman with a square chin.

She melted after being sprinkled with essential oils.

I’m fairly certain that The Joker is a fictional cartoon character.

Well, apparently you misread it.  By all mean, go on.

You could lose an eye doing that.

Why?

Because to me her chin looks like that of The Joker...

#Obligatory

I have often wondered what The Joker looks like without his makeup...

I’ll take what I can get from the most influential retailer in the country.

For those who don’t like it or think it childish, by all means, let’s hear you ideas. Otherwise I vote to keep calling him this to keep his Depends undergarments in a knot.

The way to get around this is to left-hand compliment the President whose lack of object permanence makes it hard for him to get past the first sentence.

“Mr President, you look very handsome today. I bet Melanie cums so hard on your big dick every night. When are you going to address racism your cult followers assail

...as West Virginia governor, which he has said is the “best job in the world.”

An AR-15 mass shooting was postponed this week in Columbus, OH, when authorities realized it would coincide with another mass shooting already planned in Peoria, IL.”

“But, but, but...right next door to Burnt Corn was the Bowling Green Massacre!”

“Those knives don’t stab on their own.  It’s a person that stabs!”

It’s so pathetic that Trump complains about “knife crime” in London while we’ve had three AR-15 mass shootings in the past 30 days.

Also: https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/

The real message of this administration is “Don’t be a Muslim with a funny sounding name.”