@pferde_schwanz: Playboy and Playgirl are actually published by separate companies.

Didn't you hear? "Outies" are a sign of Satan — Just like third nipples, red hair, and left-handedness. The public must be proteched from all physiognomic deviations.

@fochsenhirt: I can beat that — Arizona lets you order duplicate drivers licenses

Back when I was a professional (but not professionally-trained) cook, I

That reminds me: My elderly mother bought herself a (TracFone) Motorola this week, and needed me to activate it. The package actually included a prepaid envelope for shipping her old phone to Motorola's recycling program. Are they including an envelope with all their phones now?

I tested it with the route of my planned summer vacation (Detroit to Indianapolis). Their prediction matches what I would have predicted with my car's "official" mileage.

And remember, if you're ever stumped for an answer to the interviewer's questions, fake a dropped call.

It's an annotation system! Countdown to insane lawsuit threats in 3, 2, 1.....

I used to tell a story about working at a camera store where the alcoholic manager stopped fell off the wagon and stopped coming to work for a week, so I took over and ran the store without him.

@DiegoVH: Actually, the joyriders who stole my astronaut pen also took my car's owner's manual. Seriously, they did.

@Jeff: Do what I do to keep people from stealing my pens — I steal all my pens from work. That way, if I see one of my friends using a pen with my company logo on it, I can say "Hey, give me back my pen, you bastard!"

@solacecomes: That reminds me: My job gave me a Fox 40 a couple of years ago (as a personal safety whistle), and I'm pretty sure its packaging said it was the loudest whistle on the market.

One whole item (an exercise machine) within 50 miles of me, but I'm not surprised. The Detroit area hasn't really embraced craigslist yet, either. I guess we're not big on community around here.