For whatever reason, I got an idea in my head that Melissa Shart is a reference to Melissa Joan Hart.. like maybe the original idea for the show had one random, B-level celebrity playing themselves in the group of survivors and MJH bowed out at the last minute, but the kept the name for their own amusement..

He'd have to be some sort of NASA astronaut to come up with that on his own though.

When it happens, be it with Elsa or any other character, rest assured - it will be "gay Disney movie" not matter what the plot, character or happy meal toy is. You just need to adjust to that reality now.

I really, honestly don't care, but I don't feel like sitting through the inevitable reaction. I'm just tired of it. It's so predictable and yet unavoidable. I'd rather just not. I know that means they win or whatever, but screw it.

Can we hijack this and make it a Quick Change thread?

I'm quite positive that Rapunzel's mom was sneaking off to go slide on some sniz.

With two accomplices (Geena Davis and Randy Quaid) ALSO performing as hostages. Anyone who had HBO in the early/mid 90s should know that movie by heart.

He'll just assassinate random guards using his hidden cockblade

One additional thought : They absolutely made the right move by creating a new assassin for the movie. Had they tried to take a popular character like Ezio or Edward Kenway to the big screen, the expectations would be too high.

I've spent too many hours playing the Assassin's Creed series to count. I'm just not confident that this is the film that'll finally make game/movie crossovers work. I hope I'm wrong.

I'd like to see the group reunite with Tandy at some point.

Killing off a menacing group surprisingly quickly? This is a walking dead hallmark.

I just don't care about these people. How many episodes in are we now? 12? I have a mild interest in junkie depp, and Madison's chest is fun to look at, but.. I don't care about any of them.

They need to accept that people aren't watching the talk show and provide those answers in the show people do watch

I do have a legit answer for #1. Have you ever walked in salty/Sandy jeans?

I noticed her breasts got a lot of screen time this week. It sent my grade a half step in the right direction

He's trying to break your heart

At least there's no cartoons for fanboys to complain about not remaining faithful to

The editing on this show is a goddamn train wreck. There's been several glaring continuity problems in the last three episodes. Characters are showing up in places with zero explanation how they got there or what led them there since the last time we saw them.

You just deserve to know that, 4 years later, this epic analysis is still being read and appreciated. Well done sir or madam.