Just Buy The Minivan

“At launch, two models are available: the Cayenne, with a single-turbo 3.0-liter V6, and the Cayenne S, with a twin-turbo 2.9-liter V6. The latter puts out 340 horsepower and 332 lb-ft of torque and does zero to 60 mph in 5.9 seconds; the former puts out 440 horsepower and 406 lb-ft of torque and does the same dash in…

Aw, bless your heart!

Lamborghini has a fancy new way to make the lightweight material: bits of chopped up carbon fiber are put in a press to create more complex pieces than what can be made with normal carbon sheets.

Agreed.

Neutral: Let’s say you’re the head of a major carmaker (congrats!) would you be doubling down on EV development now, or staying true to what works with traditional crossovers?

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

The fact that the turbo won’t fit in the chassis where the turbo is designed to go on the motor was Herr Quattro’s point.

I hope curb weights will be included in all reviews! These numbers are probably the hardest to find on any car.

I don’t know, adding direct injection to the top motor, changing the transmissions, and adding magnetic ride control seems like some pretty big updates to me.

Glad to see they’re undeterred. That guy’s pants, though — full of deterred.

This is punishment for something we all did in a past life.

The problem is there is no natural chemistry between these guys. They could honestly care less about each other, and the only thing that brought them together is money. At least the previous 3 were actual friends, enjoyed each others company, and the other 2 wouldn't continue without Jezza. That is why the new TP…

If you’ve never experienced a US driving test or driven here, you have no comprehension of the rudimentary level of most Americans driving knowledge and skills. For most people, car controls consist of “Turning Wheel, Go Pedal, Stop Pedal, Cup Holders, Shiny Shit”

Oh, it wasn’t that bad, the main Microsoft and Sony conferences weren’t very cringey at all. Only thing that really made me cringe was Ubisoft when they did Ghost Recon with the usual actors who sound like no online co-op team ever will. I’m surprised the cringe reel skipped that. Well, that and Microsofts Sea of…

It’s true.

Driving, like speaking English, is a continuos process of forgetting or ignoring the rules as one sees fit.

Welp, FCA sure isn’t selling 200,000 a month to off-roaders.

I dunno Torch, I’m pretty sure what he did is in the Bible -

to quote many and internet commenter, is this really the hill you want to die on? Defending a fuck face who pushed an old lady out of his way?