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My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

I know this is all cartoon based, but I would kill for them to integrate old school 80's live action stuff like Mr. Wizard, You Can’t Do That On Television, or Double Dare.

A cornered animal will always attack. These assholes are on the ropes. Now is the time to finish the job and knock them out.

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Only saw it once, it for anyone looking beyond this list suggestions, “Grabbers” was really enjoyable. Vicious monsters attack a small Irish town but won’t attack anyone with a lot of alcohol in their system, so the whole town gets shitfaced to weather the invasion.

Now I want to see every Pokémon described as if it were an SCP. What would Lunatone’s object class be? Euclid? Dangerous but can be contained?

Fuck those pigs. They should find out who they are and fire them. They're in uniform, that doesn't protect them from the first amendment.

Good choice going with heather. I’m in the minority but I think silent hill 3 was really good.

Wait wait wait....wait.........wait.....

You’re going to sit there, with a straight face, and tell me that this man who has made a living off “playing” the heel, who was kicked out of E3 and banned from Twitch for streaming inside a public restroom, who cheated on his wife multiple times, and is now spouting herd

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it

He can give bullshit excuses all he wants, it doesn’t matter. The subreddit dedicated to him is full of dogwhistles to hate and bigotry and racism, because those are his most loyal fans. That’s how a white supremacist mass shooter ends up giving him a shoutout. Maybe he didn’t go out of his way to become a popular

no current politicians excite him bc the one that does, hitler, is dead

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

“I’m the whistle blower and so’s my wife!”

Are we ready to admit that our vaunted system of checks and balances is broken and is now effectively Placebo Theater?

What rights don’t trans people have? You can vote, own property, etc.

No one is pushing transfolk in the street this is disingenuous hyperbole .

Until they choose to make an example of someone by actually holding them in contempt of congress in a way that matters, Trump’s enablers are going to spit in their face. I wish they would make an example of one of these assholes and let them rot in jail a few weeks and see how brave the others are

The Dems have absolutely no balls. Hold Lewandowksi in contempt and let him stew in a cell until he learns to cooperate. Someone needs to show they are serious, but not one Rep has the fortitude to do so.

I … I don’t understand...
- dude makes anti-Semitic jokes
- dude gets shit for it, rightfully
- dude says he’s going to donate to ADL as a way to take responsibility
- some idiots on the internet don’t like this
- he decides not to donate to them, as a way to... take responsibility??

I feel like I’m missing a piece of logic