One day two friends, Jukka and Pekka, meet after a long time apart and they go to a sauna in the woods. They drink vodka in silence for a couple of hours. Then Jukka asks: “So Pekka, how have you been doing?” Pekka says nothing, and they continue drinking for another couple of hours. Eventually Jukka asks: “How’s the…

Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. Think about that for a second.

I’ll spare you. Ya got a nice warm bowl of mashed potatoes around?

But they sent me a tote bag with my donation!?!

I’ve been slapped a time or two in my life for saying something dumb and shitty

And Trump’s Civil War has officially begun.

anyone else get that Chris Cooper/American Beauty vibe off of Gym Jordan? The dumbfuck is repressed and seriously deluded. 

Does Gym Jordan’s hunchback prevent him from ever wearing a suit jacket?  Is this a branding thing for him so he thinks he stands out or seems more authentic? 

wrong guy

I suggest just rubbing one out. It’s OK. We all do it.

“Paul is embarrassed about Trump and now he has the power to do something about it”

Seeing Fox News devolve into a total dumpster fire would be so enjoyable.

“Dob’t”

Also there doesn’t need to be any quid pro quo for him to be impeached for asking a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. 

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

Amazing that you don't see the irony in your comment.

1. It’s a memo, not the full transcript.

You must have missed the part where Trump publicly said that he did withhold the military funds.

“I have been Juuling for years . . . Common sense would dictate that if vaping were so dangerous that we all need to stop vaping immediately, that people would have fallen sick before this summer.”

Tell that to my friend’s fiancee and his family....he is sitting in the hospital right this very second with a lung infection that won’t go away and is resisting all forms of antibiotic. He didn’t vape any blackmarket THC. He has been vaping, normally and legally for about 2 years.