Sounds more like Stephen Miller.

What was Nixon convicted of?

Judge Jeanine would cut a bitch.

Don’t forget Tom Arnold.

Shit! now they’re gonna get Susan Collins all concerned.

Poor thing, thinking everyone has as shitty a job as you.

You.

Streaked with Ben Shapiro’s shit?

Can you stuff some more “ofs” in the headline?

I believe her.

trump’s cock in his mouth makes it hard to understand him.

Is teetotal new slang for crushing Adderall and snorting it?

Sorry I haven’t fucked Mrs. Falwell and wouldn’t care to. You have me confused with the pool boy or the personal trainer.

Does Matt Drudge take his hat off when he is fucking you? 

Do you know who her Dad was?

Darrin, Fallon, Becky, Aunt Viv, Barron.

Chris Cuomo is trash.

Nice tits too.

Did she wait to see his tie before picking her dress?

The Walmart Hope Hicks.