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TBH could any of us pick Tiffany out of a line up?

I don’t know what the Lemon party represents, guess I’ll go google it.

Better than trump tweeting his denial of bedbugs at Doral to all of his followers?

Oh can I get the one where I’m a Slovenian call girl?

Fallen pasties.

Now make Melanie look real.

You’re stupid and not even above jerking off a dog.

Do you mean Dane?

Maybe fuck Susan Sarandon and I’m gonna keep using Moscow Mitch.

Angelique!

All the trump kernels were picked out of shit.

I have said before, she can say leave the money on the dresser in 6 languages.

Probably Thursday.

I assume side-saddle or else the seat makes him feel all tingly.

Is that the same place Rand got his?

Calling a mass murderer “boi” is so cute. Is that what your friends at the Klan meeting came up with?

Or in CNN’s case with that cruise ship “if it poops it loops”

Ah 6 words is babbling to you? I was referring to trump being so fucking stupid that he didn’t remember what city the latest mass shooting happened in. 

Yeah he didn’t even mention Toledo.

I hope it really hurts. And gets infected. And rots off.