“What’d he say, Bernie?”

Nobody: “Hillary please, but male this time, and with dementia.”

You’re too-easily shocked.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

If Castro isn’t angling for a vice presidency or a cabinet position, I’d be extremely surprised. I’m definitely in for him staying in the race as long as possible to heckle the front runners (Joe Biden).

She is so right. This will only upset the Republicans, who have shown themselves to be thoughtful, dedicated partners in steering the ship of state, and potentially turn off Republican voters, who are clearly considerate and open-minded and almost assuredly would vote for the best person and not just the member of…

It’s amazing that Trump voters can vote for Trump by texting USA to 88022.  As a liberal Democrat, I wish my party would get their shit together so that I too can vote via text.  Let’s make this a thing.

That’s nice, dear.

Shut up, tomato.

Holy fuck, she looks like a slightly irregular first gen beta release real doll.

Why is someone who loves to talk so bad at speaking ? Why is someone who lies all the time, really horrible at doing it ? 

The trouble with Tribbles is.... they keep doubling

Shut the fuck up, tomato.

Six people have died from vaping thus far. GOP response: BAN THEM!

1) Trump has no financial stake in the vaping industry, so a ban is a no-brainer for him.

You misspelled Warren.

Shut up, tomato.

Quiet, Tomato. Or it’s soup for you.