We have a winner for stupidest comment of the day!

*cue most upsetting possible montage set to that one Tom Jones song from The Full Monty*

Hush, Milo. The grownups are talking.

Funny.. that’s exactly how Matt Drudge does it. Or Redstate. Or any of the other sites you visit. Hardly the damning comment. Try harder.. 

He could be the new pool boy for Jerry Falwell Jr.

*womp*

Sorry you’ve had to go through it. You’re a better person than I for being able to feel empathy for Sarah.

It won’t even make top five for today.

Why wait? I keep hoping one of his impromptu “pressers” is nothing but reporters hammering him and not letting up. “Sir, why are you an idiot? Just be bald. No one takes you seriously - Mr Trump, can we get pictures of you in a clown costume? Sir! Why do you keep hitting on your daughter?”

Falwell intended to send the image to his and Becki’s personal trainer, Ben Crosswhite, as a “thank you” for helping his wife achieve her fitness goals, the employee said. In the course of texting, Falwell accidentally sent the message to several other people, necessitating a cleanup.

In a statement, Falwell denied…

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

“all he wanted to talk about was how he would nail his wife, how she couldn’t handle [his penis size], and stuff of that sort,”

They don’t believe in shit, they just play along and go through the motions so people will assume they are good.

Frankly, the nicest thing you can say about Jerry Falwell Jr. is that his dad’s dead.

Nobody came up to me this weekend and said “I don’t want Rahm Emanuel locked in a metal box and dropped into the sea” so I guess we have a moral imperative to do it.

The plural of “anecdote” is not “data.”

Fuck Rahm Emanuel. There is a good chance that whoever is the Democratic nominee will be pushing Medicare for All, and here he is, not pushing legitimate criticism of it, but a right wing lie. What utter garbage. 

Sir, this is an Arby’s.