I know it’s super crazy difficult and I know I can’t do it, but the thought of “throwing a 56 pound weight over a 20 foot tall object” sounds easy to me. One of those things where I hear it and think, “I CAN DO THAT” when there is no way I could do that. Like eating a 7 pound steak.

I hope Minnesota’s next QB just buys in completely and pledges glory to the mighty Odin. Maybe recite an epic poem during the post game press conference. Really test the politeness of the Minnesota fanbase.

But where will the sugar come from?

To anyone self-conscious about their body, please know that nobody in the gym is judging you for how you look or how much weight you’re moving. 400 lbs and doing 5 lb curls? Nobody will bat an eye.

People do notice weird exercises and/or terrible form. There are several heavier people at my gym and I couldn’t tell you…

Ne-ver want to see ya take a snap

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

Wow, you’re right. Dammit Kinja! I scrolled too damn far...

In fairness, Walk did write 3 or 4 sentences before hitting publish, and his comment didn’t move. I allow it.

Bullying is punching down. This is a wealthy white woman working as a mouthpiece for an organization that dishes out political donations in the tens of millions. This isn’t punching down. This is bringing someone who deserves it down a peg.

“Let’s do our best not to crush them before they make the world better.”

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

While the symptoms are apathy the causes are cynicism. The NFL has made it abundantly clear they have no shame in attempting to hoard every moment of our time and interest, and every cent of our paychecks. It’s the endless deflategate shit. It started with the draft, then the combine, then they added coverage of…

Is this satire? I can’t tell if this is satire.

Is it, perhaps, too much to ask that at least one character greets Jessica with, “Arigato heeeeeyyyyyy!”?

Poe’s law, which I forgot the name of but was able to find by Googling the entirety of your comment. 

10,000 bonus points to this burger joint that got Podhoretz to praise them, while committing a BRUTAL self own.
Schnippers get’s Podhoretz to show he was whining about delivery for an hour, instead of going right up the street AND that he’s appeased by some bullshit “goodie bag” (because he is the kind of adult that…

My old roommate and I summed up the main theme of all of Bud Lite’s marketing once, and it’s amazing how true they’ve stayed to it over the years. Basically the idea is not just that people love Bud Lite, but that it’s an incredibly scarce resource. Which means that the prospect of getting Bud Lite trumps all things,…

In a way, it’s almost better if the Pats win. I’ve become inured to the bullshit GOAT attitude, and seeing Philly fans collapse in on themselves would just be too sweet. On the other hand, if the Pats lose, not only do we have to deal with Eagles fans becoming super obnoxious, we all have to deal with overwhelming…

I love Brian like a Van Damme twin loves his brother, but I wish he’d kept writing as Danger Guerrero.