That boy? He grew up to be Dez Bryant.

A teal Suburban with barn doors is so 1993. I love it.

He wasn’t affecting the play, so he’s not going to get whistled for that.

“He scored a two goals, both of which were the best of the match.”

Yeah, that all sounds like the perfect material for a comedy.

Give him a break, it’s not like it’s a minute-long song that repeats itself halfway through.

I’m always amazed at how Trump manages to sound so aggressively juvenile. It’s such an unnecessary and unnaturally hostile way of communicating that you literally never see in a professional setting.

*Art Briles pulls up to the Brazos River, checks Deadspin, drives home.* 

I don’t think that’s how the MIAA designates their divisions. I know that in lacrosse, MIAA A is the highest class, then B, then C.

What a total asshole.

Barbara Bottini *tugs at collar*: “Sheesh, is it getting hot in here or what?”

Velvet Taco in Dallas does this and it’s great, especially for lunch during the week. I think it took me 11 minutes round trip to pick it up from my office, which is faster than hitting up the building’s café most days.

Question about Statcast/sabermetrics: is there a way to value “steal attempts not taken” because of who is behind the plate? Or runners who hold at third because the guy in right field has a howitzer? I know that’s getting close to reading minds territory, but for as legendary as someone like Pudge was at throwing…

You mean back-and-forth games that feature transitional play between two good teams? Yeah, that does sound like something I would watch.

Hopefully Richie doesn’t allow this one incident to define him. After all, he’s done so many other terrible things already because he’s a shit person.

Well one’s about the social contract and the other is about high school graduates who play a game.

He’s fucking allowed to — hell, he already did it. We’re all just laughing at him for doing it.

This is good Kinja.

Narrator: They did, in fact, fuck it up.

There’s also a difference between finding music objectionable but going about your day (or even asking it to be turned off) and getting someone fired because of the music. This isn’t complicated — you’re making a judgement call on the song in question, but that’s not what people are saying is the bigger mistake made…