My favorite taco spot in college used to play heavy metal turned way up all the time. It was annoying, but I liked their tacos and it was their restaurant, so yeah, I didn’t try to get anyone fired over it.

Pretty sure most people have read the lyrics since about six random accounts have posted them in the comments here. It’s a bad song — that was turned off when someone complained. That should’ve been the end of it.

You guys, I’m starting to think Duke might be full of miserable, terrible assholes.

That’s essentially a poor man’s White Russian so that checks out.

I made this one Christmas. It was really good, but it. took. forever.

BRING BACK MAT—oh, sorry, wrong site.

Oh good, you’re responding to a joke in earnest.

Your great great grandad on your dad’s side was a loser, bud.

It’s like clockwork, but I’m always dumbfounded by just how many typos and errors these letters contain. It’s that dangerous combo of confidence and stupidity.

Flagged.

small letter BOUGHT BURNEKO.

The NRA is just mad because lib snowflakes can’t melt inside a YETI.

Well you have to remember that there’s also the Ballon d’Eau and then the Ballon du Ciel.

Because there aren’t any major tournaments this summer.

Consider scrolling down to like the... third story.

Am I having a stroke or is that headline confusing?

Irony takes a certain level of intelligence to understand.

Sorry, I was pissed off and just trying to trigger him. I didn’t mean it in a racist way. Surely you can see the difference.

Stay strong, cracker.

Protect the president of the United States from the mainstream media. That’s about as sad as it gets.