You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

I feel like everybody has made this point over the past five years at least once.

I know I shouldn’t comment on stories like this. Because what could I possibly bring to the conversation that’s helpful? But I think it’s important to note that the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

May I suggest Bad Axe Throwing for the Deadspin holiday summer party (it doesn’t open until 2018...the one in Chicago is open now)? You’d all have to go to Brooklyn, but apparently this is A Thing now.

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

Given that a million people here have made the NIT joke, and that we are about to enter college football bowl season (complete with determining which 5-win, sub-.500 teams get to qualify based on graduation rates) I think making fun of this as either a soccer thing or a European thing is absurd. 

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

Please be aware that you are criminally unfunny. I know that Deadspin routinely has the worst dad-humor on the Internet, but this is astonishingly dumb.

Q: Why does Jeff Fisher always use the express lanes at the grocery store?

If you think this article is about Resistance players being cheaters then you’re probably one of the people who takes this too seriously and engages in stalking behavior.

I agree, generally speaking, that name-calling isn’t the most productive means of communication. But don’t get it twisted: A“nerdy man flirting with the alt-right” is likely propelled more by his latent bigotry and perceived persecution than some internet rando teasing him on Twitter. If extremism were an appropriate…

Did you finish reading the intro? He literally said that the job of reconciliation isn’t done.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

Doesn’t it look like he has an inner fat kid that is just dying to get out?

You will admit though that 16 is more than 15, though right? I know we’re all divided in 2017, but can we agree on that?

If you put the bag in properly down below, you can actually squeeze your feet in around the sides and then past the bag, and it feels like it’s almost not there.

I’m 6'4" with a 36' inseam and I am definitely on Beucheler’s side here. You sacrifice the leg room during the pre-takeoff check by the flight attendants, then slide the bag out and place it directly in front of the seat you are in, freeing up the needed foot space under the seat in front of you. And since you weren’t…

Stop bringing carry-on bags that won’t fit under the seat in front of you on planes. Just stop doing it. You will instantly be 100x calmer during the entire process, as you sit and watch all the idiots stand in line (or even better, stand in line just to wait for their section to be allowed to stand in line) so they…

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

I was going to say this one