Every have that moment where you wake up the morning after getting blackout drunk and you look at your phone and see 24 missed calls and 30 unread texts in your inbox and you wonder what you possibly could have done to piss people off so much?

Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids and some running back who just got ejected from a game. It’s depressing.

“That dude’s name is Tyler, and his buddy Bryce picked him up outside the stadium. Count it.”

Rich white kids from the mid-Atlantic and coastal south.

Couples in avalanches are a nightmare and I don’t know how I’d handle it.  A guy I know was in one with his wife. They both survived with serious injuries but only he could move, so he crawled and stumbled a few moments at a time for two days to find help, only to find out his wife died the previous day.

IMO, I don’t think 911 is even relevant here, and I don’t know why the article brings it up. It’s strange that he didn’t tell authorities at all about the incident; I can presume he made his decision very shortly after hiking out. (presuming one’s mental state in such situations makes me an asshole, but so be it)

Are you people blind?

Fixed width font is where it’s at stop plus you always feel like you’re talking in old timey telegram speech stop

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Oh come on, he was barely right of center, stop moving the goalposts.

Here’s my pitch for “Bond should be a guy.”

Theory: She had one in mind, but it’s something intense and involved (“I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders”) and when he presented his totally banal list (“I enjoy breathing and looking at things that are in front of me”) she panicked and gave up.

Drew is wrong. If a girl asks you about your hobbies and says she doesn’t have any of her own, that’s a major red flag. Not the not having hobbies part. Nobody gives a crap about that, and surely she does something to occupy her time as opposed to sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.

“All I know is that I’ll talk to anyone about any of this,” Debbie Lane told CBS 11 News. “Because I am hoping that other young women or older women who have doubts about their partners, think there’s something a little fishy there, or the person is brutal in some way—get out. Don’t look back. Find a good person. And…

Trump never paid for Charlottesville, true, but when has Trump ever paid for anything? (Either as a politician or as a shitty property developer stiffing tradespeople who couldn’t afford to sue him for unpaid invoices.)

Live in Austin, can confirm

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His wife is stupid and no cure for that. No concept of food quality or safety This isnt a case of non-sophistication but pure lunacy

That lady has some issues.

1. Never make a new recipe (new to you) for the first time to take to a potluck or share with people.