He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

To be honest, the cops probably can explain why they handcuffed/detained Bennett.

“(if not surpassed) the USWNT?”

Couldn’t you just Ctrl+F and replace “2018" with “2014? And then replace “United States” with “Mexico”?

this is good kinja, though not enough spelling or grammatical errors to make it elite.

I’m single, I cannot make the whole pack for one meal. And they don’t make smaller packs. So, when people like me open a pack up, the clock starts ticking “shit, do i have to make breakfast bacon the next 4 days to finish this pack before it goes bad?” It’s not fun, and bacon will end up in the garbage.

I haven’t seen an owner act this entitled toward a player since Marge Schott.

Fuck Jason Garrett, fuck Orlando Scandrick, fuck Troy Aikman for not taking a picture with me at a $2k a plate gala for the 25^th anniversary of the SB winning team, and fuck NBC for putting us on Sunday Night Football this year when we’re 3-7.

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

He should have went with “sticks”, as his number is 11 and he clearly has a third one up his ass.

I’ve heard this man’s walk up music for the past decade and I promise you he is Beuter Perkins in Everybody Wants Some in real life.

Was going to side-eye this, but then realized...don’t most albums drop on a Tuesday or Wednesday?

No. I dont.

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

I don’t get it.

Not how smart, how vital. Whitey only understands dolla dolla bills y’all.

Yeah, I’m in marketing too.

I’d love to see every African American NFL player pick a Sunday this season and just not show up. No warnings or advanced notification. Just not show up. Games would be cancelled, money would be lost, bigots would be pissed. It would be beautiful.

As Michael Pollan says, “Eat Food. Mostly plants. Not too much”