Noooo, don’t do this. Go read actual curated content from people who get paid to write about city culture. This is like telling someone to read Yelp.

Well, they probably cannot comprehend the concept of pointed criticism since they spent 2008 to 2016 just flailing wildly at whatever tan suit they could find.

Are you sure you haven’t just opened them up? Most suits have their pockets sewn shut to keep their shape. https://www.elitedaily.com/social-news/fake-pockets-suits-purpose/1474361

Every time I read something about Any Benoit, it’s never good and I have to go look him up to see if it’s the guy I’m thinking of. It always is. He is somehow both entirely forgettable and omnipresent.

Well, you can always get a haircut.

“Quite dramatic language there for something so seemingly meaningless!”

Holy shit that email of the week.

Hmm, might have to put on my game face for this one. Trailers had me wondering if it could stick the landing, but the reviews keep saying the thing works.

How scary/violent was it?

Getting kicked out because you said dilly dilly? That’s pretty silly silly of you.

There is some impotent rage in this comment section.

Hey, give him a break — it’s hard to understand something when you’re being intentionally obtuse.

Couple sequel fatigue with a vague name that offers no clues as to what it tastes like, and this was DOA. I have to imagine that this was the directive of some higher up and that the marketing department just sighed and knew they were going to get yelled at when it inevitably failed to match the hype.

It means you’re out of touch. You’re complaining that word of mouth now has better metrics.

He’s emphatically not doing any of the things you think he is.

Ooh, ooh, Dean Palmer!

Quietly, if possible.

You’re being entirely too cute about all of this.

If you knew what you were doing here, you would’ve accused me of assuming your height.

Drowning in the shallow end of the irony pool is a bad look.