Eh, can’t buy much with $100 these days.

I think we all know where he ended up.

They’re actually dresses.

Did you just advocate putting hot sauce on crawfish? Nobody cares about your fantasy team.

I’ve always thought of The Big Lebowski as a cinematic equivalent of books like Donleavy’s “The Ginger Man” or Martin Amis’ “Money”. They’re meandering with loose plots where random occurrences reemerge later on as pivotal moments. The characters tend toward opaque in action at times, but also very willing to speak…

J.J. Watt’s bones got soft because of all that money he raised. Fact.

That’s clearly a bicycle kick.

It’s worth noting that those people in the gym who are in crazy-good shape are likely huge nerds themselves. You have to have that sort of obsessive attention to detail to get where they are physically.

What’s the deal with ESPN’s reporting?

“Coming out of the dressing room after what should’ve been an exciting first half of play that instead was marred by seemingly interminable delays and puzzling decisions of the Video Assistant Referee process, Spurs took the pitch in the second half and blew the doors off Rochdale, winning by a score of 6-1.”

Water: It can do that.

We are all pawn in game of Kinja.

You’re not even close to commenting on the right story.

If only he had taken your advice to stretch things out, he might not be in this predicament.

You should look into the situation in Dallas for this. There are five companies that all popped up in the last 6 months or so. Personally, I’m a fan since I can grab one right outside of my apartment and bike around, but I know that others find them to be an eyesore.

Unfunny people have to stick together, huh?

You broke my brain with ‘non-wireless’.

That’s why Brock Osweiler is the best quarterback in the league.

And that’s why you don’t do tricks on the halfpipe.

I agree with promoting the young players and letting them have fun, but I think the whole pace of play thing is less about when a game ends or how long it takes and more about how long individual parts of the game take. I’ll watch a four-hour pitchers duel or a 10-9 game with six lead changes any day of the week, but…