You go back to that well until it is dry, my friend.

You sure seem like you care.

Now there’s a guy who’s really making the most of his time on this planet.

“Kroenke was going to be on the hook for a silly amount of cost.”

This is just sad.

Hey Howard, what do you think is harder to find on the internet: a blog post by Gabe Kapler from three years ago, or jackin’ it material? 

Beltran is a 9-time All-Star, McCann’s gone 7 times. They both just played the fewest games in a season since their first seasons.

One thing Joe Buck touched on last night (I know, I know) is that the Astros also went out and got some aging All-Stars like McCann and Carlos Beltran. Now I don’t think they’re the reason the Astros just won, but having that elder influence on a team full of young talent is something the Sixers either won’t or can’t…

Hey Email of the Week Guy, let me know the next time you all get together — I want to be there. I’ll act like I’m a random fellow diner who’s just eavesdropping on their fucked up order, but trust me: I will lay into your in-laws with a mighty force that will shake them to their cheap, controlling core. I might throw…

Please chug bleach.

You sure showed him!

Can’t spell Lord Grayadder without l-o-d-g-e.

This is the right opinion. Unfortunately, you’re about to be overwhelmed with dozens of commenters who noticed that you did not include a caveat that pertains to their specific lifestyle and situation, and so they need to tell you about this slight in detail.

I said this in a post the other day about this match, but I saw Angle at the Pittsburgh airport a few weeks ago, and his stiffness isn’t just ring rust. He walked with a definite limp, his hips and knees barely moved, his whole body seemed rigid. It reminded me a lot of what Earl Campbell went through like 15 years…

I recently came around on pickles and it’s really affected friendships with several people who previously assumed they were fair game on my plate.

You realize the point is that for everything the Sixers have gone through, they’re currently in the same class as Minnesota, right? And that other teams (which you ignored) were able to successfully navigate the waters?  

Look at you, bragging about not losing your phone in a blackout.

I saw Angle at the Pittsburgh airport three weeks ago, and he could barely walk. Like, stiff hip and shuffling his legs to get around. I don’t have a point, I guess I’m just surprised to learn he was able to wrestle in this.

It’s new by about 400 years.

This conversation is very clearly about right now, not 22 years ago.