On the anthem, yes, but I don’t recall that being an avenue for NBA players to air their issues the way NFL players have been. It seems like NBA players have been able to publicly discuss issues on police brutality and their disdain for this administration without the league trying to curtail them.

He knows we can hear him, right?

Maybe if it was 1973 to 1982.

That dude’s name is Tyler, and his buddy Bryce picked him up outside the stadium. Count it.

At least the games don’t cost hundreds of dollars to attend.

Beep, borp, hello fellow hooman.

If you were on this roster and you’re over 25, you just played your last game for the USMNT. Bring in the best of the U-20s, go get Miazga and McKennie and Brooks, and let that combination spend the next two years with the young guys that were on this roster.

Eventually you’re throwing all sorts of modifiers in there, stretching yourself to come up with adjectives: “gross duck, great duck, grand duck.”

The way you talk... stop it.

File Hugh-Jack Mancrush under “reasons”.

Bro, u get so defensive whenever Chicago sports are mentioned. y?

Between you and Drew, this has been a wonderfully angry afternoon. Who’s got next?

Actually, it’s:

Those are some unworn baby shoes.

That is a good email of the week. Reminds me of the John Mulaney bit about his dad taking them to McDonald’s (which will never go out of business.)

This has been getting a lot of press here in DFW, and it’s about as horrific a crime as I can think of in the area’s recent history (a few others come to mind, unfortunately), but if you followed Facebook only, you’d think that the only shit happening around here was the awful and unreasonable removal of an…

It’s the random capitalization that really makes this pop. 

Have you considered a longer, weekend-ier hike?

It’s not fun at first, but you can will yourself to ignore munchies while high. I’m aware that enacting willpower is pretty antithetical to the whole experience, but after like a week of just convincing myself I wasn’t actually hungry (because, you know, I wasn’t) my munchies went away. And honestly, that’s the best…