I know this probably comes off as incredibly heartless, but I watched the video and don't see anything wrong with this. These are animals that taste good and aren't wanted for any other purpose, and they certainly aren't going to live a good life ever. If anything, the media is almost telling the viewers that they…

I couldn't resist.

Sooner or later they're going to figure out that everything is unsanitary and literally covered with billions of germs.

2010s architecture in general is ugly as hell. People are going to mock us one day!

Pffft. Everyone knows it all went downhill when AOL gave people access to Usenet in September of 1993.

See, there's some things big corporate chain restaurant and country stores like Cracker Barrel just can't offer.

Mao Zedong did this under the assumption that more babies = more workers = industrial power, bringing China's population up from several hundred million to 1.3 billion. Which is why there was a One Child Policy to begin with. Bad idea, bad bad bad idea, Iran.

So in other words, "I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time".

Can't white out? It looks like she was perfectly capable of whiting out the question.

So, I actually looked at the 10,000 most common passwords, and I probably shouldn't be surprised about this, but there's a lot of people (probably men) using obscene stuff as their passwords.

Tastes like fedora!

You're not helping your case with that analogy. All punk rock sounds the same to me. =3

Sriracha is okay, but I like Cholula hot sauce better. At least Cholula tastes like something and isn't part of the Unholy Trinity of Hipster Foodstuffs.

I wonder if I should start telling lies more often. I don't think I come across as honest anyway, so might as well milk it for all its worth and maybe start getting away with stuff. Like putting away only one ice cube. Not that I would do something like that or anything. Heh heh.

Assuming, of course, that the public ever realises anything and aren't a bunch of idiots droning on about "muh taxpayer money" and the like.

Get ready to hear the word Benghazi used so much that we'll literally drown in it.

You know, Mein Kampf does have an English translation, and it sounds a lot like ... well, the evangelical Christian right. Just saying something about those who live in glass houses.

People still eat at Chili's? Why? I'm pretty sure there must now better options for those who crave a more Californiaesque version of Applebee's.

Yeah, I don't even ...

So, basically this: