Final Fucking Fantasy VI.

When it comes to computers, I can do pretty much anything... But I still simply cannot figure out how to do a single god damn thing on Android. I think google actively resists my attempts at using my google-fu to find out how to root my devices. :S

Half a dozen Android 4.x devices, and I can’t install this because it requires 4.4 or better. Well, screw you too then! （╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻

Goats are absolutely the most terrifying animals this planet. The sounds they make. The stink. Blood curdling noises. The way they even MOVE. Not to mention their demon eyes. Don’t let cute baby goats trick you. They are evil and they are trying to kill your entire family.

A+ response. This bodes well. I love when sports and goats intersect.

why yes we do

I think you had better find a safe house or a place to lie low for a while because the internet is coming to kill you dude. God Speed.

As one of the four (okay, six. No, you’re right, probably four.) people who actually liked the prequels (despite hating the performances of both Anakins, all of the dialogue in Ep. II, and obviously Jar Jar), this was pretty awesome. Makes me wish someone was looking over Lucas’ shoulder when he made this, and reined…

Love this, but let me be the nerd to point out that right after the big bang the universe contained only hydrogen and helium with a trace of lithium. In fact, John Kasich is largely made up of atoms that were produced by nuclear synthesis inside stars. That stellar processing accounts for the heavier elements (carbon,…

Xzibit’s face is almost unnecessary. Or not? In any case...

I think this can be done better.

As someone who went to high school there, I can’t think of any way of describing it other than this is the most Spokane thing I’ve seen in a while. I wish I was surprised. I have to say “offensive and hilarious” is a great descriptor for Spokane. It should really be the city motto.

Raffey!

Looks like they ran it like most American companies.

Imagine how blown away they’ll be if the FDA ever finds out that something like 90% of the cells in or on the human body are bacteria.

This is beautiful.