Greasy hands and heartburn are just the signs warning us to keep away! Keep away!

These will never beat KFC's Double Down for the title of World's Most Horrifyingly Disgusting Sandwich of Doom. Never! I mean, it uses (fried) CHICKEN as BREAD.

In keeping with the gratuitous puns, someone's getting a special tuna can (without tuna inside) for sharing their photos. It made me smirk a little.

Also on the list: an apple pie blended into a McFlurry. YOU CAN ASK FOR THIS!? Why did I not realise this sooner?

I don't know the history behind gender-segregated toilets, but there are a lot of women who feel uncomfortable being partially undressed so close to men. So for the time being, I don't see that it's feasible to completely do away with dedicated toilets for women.

It's the kind of wedding at a church where a minister marries the couple after making them recite vows to stay together until they die. Usually associated with white wedding dresses and floral arrangements.

Aren't Christian-style weddings more popular in Japan though?

How does keeping someone locked away bring the dead back to life?

I don't understand why prison sentences are so absurdly long, especially for someone with no prior history of crime. Even 10 years is a really long time, which seems appropriate for only the most twisted and heinous individuals.

If chefs cook with their bare hands, I'm kind of okay with that, actually. At a certain point, I think there's a law of decreasing marginal returns, and maybe we just have to accept that, yes, the human body is generally somewhat of fighting off bacteria and we can't beat them all.

I admit that I used to have this bias — why should prisoners be given better treatment than free people? But I eventually realised that's the wrong way to look at it. Living a better life means improving your own circumstances, not bringing those of others down. I don't think many people understand that.

It doesn't really test on writing ability though. You literally have to make up the essay as you are writing it and write so fast and so much your hand hurts by the end of it just to get it done in the time limit. Then there are a lot of multiple choice questions just make sure you know how to use semicolons correctly…

The great thing about Chipotle is that they only put things on your food when you tell them to!

Am I weird for actually kind of wanting to try balut? It's just egg with a bonus duck!

Don't misunderestimate the value of the former president's work. It's so original, with a name like "The Art of Leadership" and the ex-prez even signs with a cool nickname that no one else could have come up with! If you're not down with this, you must be part of the Axis of Haters who clearly must be shunned by the…

Well, I think part of the problem is that hiring departments want to reduce their candidates to a manageable number, not so much that they really "need" these degrees. Now that the internet has become an important part of seeking work, some job postings can easily get hundreds or even thousands of responses. And…

Technically, "entitlement" means a guaranteed benefit, in comparison to welfare, which actually has eligibility requirements based on wealth and/or income. I hate the way the term is used though.

That is, if you're good enough to get in. In addition to needing pretty much stellar grades, if your extracurricular activities aren't something cool and inspiring like feeding orphaned children or building robots, they probably aren't very interested, because it's not like in other countries such as Japan where you…

If you break it, you buy it. Just let it go unloved to 90% clearance and then back to the publisher for pulping.

If they really want to increase their business, they need to also show how easy the new Windows touch screens making getting a divorce, so you can begin planning your next wedding!